John McClane: What kind of odds am I getting? Sergeant Al Powell: You don't wanna know. Sergeant Al Powell: Well, the boys down here will be glad to hear that.

But all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. Sergeant Al Powell: Hey, John? John McClane you still with us? John McClane: Yeah. Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy? John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon? John McClane: I was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. Unless you wanna open the front door for me. Mystery Guest? Are you still there? John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change? Hans Gruber: Who are you then? John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. You are most troublesome, for a security guard. I assume you are our mysterious party crasher. Karl Vreski: How does he know so much about us?! Hans Gruber: Eh, that's. I figured since I've waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, I figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely, so I decided to give you a call. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board. Hans Gruber: I thought I told all of you, I want radio silence until further- John McClane: Ooooh, I'm very sorry Hans. John McClane: Fine, report me! Come the fuck down here and arrest me! Just send the police now! Second LAPD Operator: See if a black-and-white can drive by. Otherwise, I'll report this as an FCC violation. If this is an emergency call, dial 911 on your telephone.

Second LAPD Operator: Sir, I've already told you: this is a reserved channel. John McClane: No fuckin' shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm orderin' a pizza?! They have already killed one hostage, they are fortifying their positions while you're jerkin' me off on a radio! Now send the police down ASAP. Attention, whoever you are: this frequency is reserved for emergency calls only. Somebody answer me, god dammit! First LAPD Operator: It's the same address as that fire signal. I repeat, unknown number of terrorists, six or more armed with automatic weapons at Nakatomi Plaza, Century City. Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi Building, and are holding at least 30 people hostage. John McClane: Mayday, Mayday, emergency, anyone copy, channel nine.

Welcome to the party, pal!ĭialogue Marco: You are dog now! No more table! Where are you going, pal?! Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.

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